yolo’s a rapper, right?

i spelled genius wrong “woof”
madblackgirl asked: Oh, so after everything I've done for you, you just decide to get up and move without warning me. WHY!?
i’m a cowboy… cowdog… dogboy
i have to travel where the warm scent of apple pie takes meĀ
purorum asked: will you marry me woof
sorry my heart belongs to the creator of shake n bake
but we can still be friends
sablesister asked: Hi there Biskit. I was curious... erm, are your eyes white? It doesn't sound like you're blind or anything... so I'm just curious.
when i was a pup i covered my eyeballs in whipped cream and i guess it washed out my pupils
totally worth it though
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
oh!
one time this human boy moved into my town
he was really strange. he would disappear for months at a time and then come back like nothing happened! he didn’t say much but boy did he smell like lemon!
you can ask questions now but NO BULLYING