just a dog and a blog

yolo’s a rapper, right?

i spelled genius wrong “woof”

i spelled genius wrong “woof”

Oh, so after everything I've done for you, you just decide to get up and move without warning me. WHY!?

i’m a cowboy… cowdog… dogboy

i have to travel where the warm scent of apple pie takes me 

will you marry me woof

sorry my heart belongs to the creator of shake n bake

but we can still be friends

Hi there Biskit. I was curious... erm, are your eyes white? It doesn't sound like you're blind or anything... so I'm just curious.

when i was a pup i covered my eyeballs in whipped cream and i guess it washed out my pupils

totally worth it though

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

oh!

one time this human boy moved into my town

he was really strange. he would disappear for months at a time and then come back like nothing happened! he didn’t say much but boy did he smell like lemon!

you can ask questions now but NO BULLYING